South Dakota Drivers

Today's word indemnifies South Dakota drivers. (In my general opinion) I noticed moving from the east coast that everyone in South Dakota drives the speed limit! Now, being from the east coast you have to realize that there is a driving "buffer." You get at least five to ten miles per over the speed limit to be safe from the dreaded "pull over." Then, I moved here, where it is normal to drive the speed limit or under the speed limit. Needless, to say it has not helped my road rage issues! So, in honor of my pain here is the word of today.

Parade Maker: (n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.

Random Word for the Season

Here is another one just because I couldn't resist to add one more. This is for all of you that are aware of the economic climate in our nation.

recessionitis

noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.

New Theme - Random

I know I haven't blogged for awhile. It isn't due to not having anything on my mind. It may have to do more with the fact of so much on my mind and not enough time. Therefore, I have decided to lighten up the blog and the mood for the time being. I am going to do random "stuff." I tend to be a little random, as my wife would say. So, I am going to either do random facts, words, or interesting stories for a little while that may make you think or laugh. This will be my attempt to detach your brain from everyday life, which consumes us, to have a little fun. So enjoy, leave comments, and stop taking yourself so seriously!

This will be my first attempt to stay connected with my career... a random urban word:

twatted: The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.

This is for all my friends out there who have unlimited texting, of which I do not! I do not twitter because I don't need another thing that I can do on my phone! I may get into too much trouble with it. But anyway for all of you who just twittered you have now twatted. I LOVE IT!